Blowout...

So today I went shopping a lil' for Lil' E's party. And let me tell ya it's coming out so adorable. I promised myself I wouldn't make anything, but that is absolutely impossible for me to do. So any who, I met up with my mama at Joannes to pick out some material for Lil' man's Super E costume and the capes to go along with it as well as for the other kiddos who will be joining us. Well, the ONE time I decide to just shoot for it and go without packing Eli an extra outfit, Eli decides to remind why I made a horrible mistake. 


Eli is sitting in the cart eating his yummy broccoli, yes that kid LOVES his veggies (proud mama here.) Me and my mom are going through some sewing books and all I hear to my left is pushing and grunting. I look over and see Eli's face red. Eli is so white, it never fails that every time he poops it looks like he's giving birth. :) I think it's hilarious, but my worry wart Moi has to make sure he is ok and it's nothing serious. He's such a good papa. Ok, ok off the subject. Next thing I hear CR-PLUM. Once, twice and then a third. 


Well dumb me, I go to the car, so I can show my madre a pic I have on the phone, but of course I forgot his diaper bag. So back I go and this time running. I know I'm short of time. Eli is still pushing so I know this is an explosion. I come running back, get Lil' Chunkaroo out of the cart head to the bathroom, only to have it locked. Head to the counter, pick up the key and what do I see, but an empty bathroom with NO changing table. This whole time I'm holding Eli in flying position so the poo doesn't leak out. Yeah, kinda gross. So I head back to my mom, and I'm thinking ok, ok Eli's still good. So I figure he might have not gone as bad as I thought. Nope. I was wrong. All of a sudden I feel a wet sensation on my hand, look down and it's seeping through his back. Now I'm running to the car with Eli in one arm and the diaper bag in the other. 


And this is where the crime scene happens. Open my back trunk and Eli's poop is ALL over his back. And I'm then reminded I have not one piece of clothing of his. I had just cleaned out our car, which had a few outfits in it. So I'm literally scrounging for anything. And I find the only article of clothing. Moi's V-neck sweater. I saw it and just smiled. You wouldn't believe how happy I was to see just clothing. I wish I would have gotten a pic cuz Eli looked like baby Moses. He had his lil' flip flops on with a long black sweater. He was content and that's all that mattered. With my luck I knew this was bound to happen. And we just started him on organic yogurt with probiotics. And why wouldn't I be more weary that this was probably gonna happen?! Cuz that's me. I live on the edge :)


Well we headed back to the store thirty minutes later and finished our purpose, shopping. Me and Eli had a lil' fun playing with the cute lil' St. Patty's decorations!